Alarm Clock Interview

Hey, Clock Fans – The Alarm Clock Speaks!

That’s right…we decided it was time to let our Online Alarm Clock speak for itself for a change, so we decided to conduct an interview.

But not just any interview…because this is the first ever interview with–you guessed it–the world’s most popular Online Alarm Clock, OnlineClock.net !

(No, we haven’t gone completely insane. We’re just trying to have some fun here. If you don’t like it, please return to your television set.)

So, without further ado, let’s begin with our Alarm Clock Interview.

The following is a transcript of the actual interview which you can watch in the video above.

And we hope you’ll watch it, because we sure had a lot of fun creating it for all of you.

Hi, My name’s Tom and I’m here today to conduct an interview…with an alarm clock! And not just any alarm clock. I’m talking about the alarm clock that you can find online at OnlineClock.net.

And, OnlineClock.net is America’s original Online Alarm Clock and today we’re going to interview him…

Hellllo, Mr. Online Alarm Clock. How are you doing today?

Oh, hello. How are you doing?

Well, thank you for taking the time for our interview. We have a few questions we’d like to ask you.

OK. Go ahead, you know, I’m just hanging around here anyway. Always hanging around here….ah, always online you know…

OK, well ah, well thanks anyway for taking the time to answer our questions!

The first question we have for you is: what is it like being America’s most popular Internet Alarm Clock?

Well, it’s good, you know? People know me. They use me. They come to visit me and they find me…very helpful. So…I feel like I’m doing good, you know?

I like it.

Well, that sounds like a very positive attitude.

But, despite all that, is it always easy being an Alarm Clock?

Do you feel that people always really appreciate everything that you do?

Well, umm…when I wake people up from a good night’s sleep…they’re not always so happy at first, uhh…because everybody likes a good night’s sleep.

And sleeping long.

And sleeping late.

Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping.

But – I’m just doing my job when I wake ‘em up, you know?

Ahhh, sometimes you might think it’s a dirty job…but somebody’s gotta do it…

That’s the way I look at it, you know?

Well, ahh, that’s a nice point of view.

But tell us, what about the working hours with your job being an online alarm clock? As we understand it, you’re online and available twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. What’s that like? Don’t you ever get exhausted?!

Well, there aren’t any Trade Unions for Alarm Clocks…at least none that I know of.

So, uhhh, I’ll just keep plugging in there, doin’ my job and the way I see it is:

If people keep using me, uhhh, I’m happy, you know?

I like waking people up!

I like reminding people about stuff so…yeah…come, visit me and set an alarm and I’ll keep doing my job, no problem!

Well, Mr. Online Alarm Clock, we’re very happy that you took this time to talk to us.

And if anyone wishes to visit Mr. Online Alarm Clock, you can do so at any time, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.

He can be found at OnlineClock.net.

So there you have it, ladies and germs: the website that brought you the world’s first Online Alarm Clock has now also brought you the world’s first…interview with an Online Alarm Clock!

And the world may never be the same.