Microwave Your Watch

Salvador Dali's Clock - the earliest known attempt to put a clock in the microwave?

Here at Online Clock we like to support good, clean, healthy anarchy.

That’s why we think it’s a good idea to occasionally test the limits of human knowledge in the interests of science.

For some reason, this usually involves microwaving useful objects.

We previously reported on microwaving alarm clocks and, for us at least, it was a blast.

Well, this time, it’s the common wristwatch that gets the microwave treatment.

(If you’re reading our feed, click through to the wonderful Alarm Clock Blog and read the entire post so you can view the video.)

The video you just watched has been brought to you by the talented young folks (with too much time on their hands) over at Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This.

Young children, please do not do this at home…without calling the fire department at least an hour in advance.

In order to make your lives complete, we have compiled a list of the Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Microwave Your Watch:

Why You Should Microwave Your Watch

Because it’s not a Tag Heuer anyway
Because it covers that sexy mole on your left wrist that would otherwise be driving attractive women wild with passion
Because it’s running too fast
Because it’s running too slow
Because those damned batteries keep getting more expensive
(or, alternately) Because it’s just too much work to move your wrist around enough to wind it
Because you now have an Online Alarm. I ask you – what more do you need?
Have you ever taken your watch off and looked at all that GUNK that collects on the underside, where it rubs against your skin? YECHHHH!
Because you don’t want to know that one more second passed means that you’re one more second closer to death (Congratulations!)
Because by shedding those few ounces means that you’ll be able to carry your big ugly body around even easier after you’ve consumed that next BigMac.

Case closed.

It should be clear to all of you by now that your next courses of action are to microwave your watch, your wall clocks, your alarm clocks, your clock radios…and even the little clocks in your DVD players and in your MP3 players and even Big Ben and HaHaHa HaHaHa and even the clock in the stomach of that Buddha statue you saw at the flea market and the clock in that big clock tower on Main Street…

We owns all your clocks now.

We rulez the clocks world.

We Online Clock.

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