Online Clock Starts Web 5.0

It's the Dawning of a New, Groovy Age, Baby: Web 5.0 is Here!

We have an exciting announcement for you today, ladies and gentlemen.

Here at OnlineClock.net world domination headquarters, the excitement has been building up for months regarding this fateful event.

Yes, indeed: we hereby officially announce the Start of Web 5.0.

Web 2.0 was about user-generated content and the Social Web.

Web 3.0 is currently supposed to be about the Semantic Web and internet-capable machines communicating with web-based data via web services.

Web 4.0 just sounds stupid…so we decided to skip it.

and…[drum roll please RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr]…

Web 5.0 is about…you guessed it…OnlineClock.net.

No, seriously. Web 5.0 will be about the heralding of a shiny new age of Time Services adorning the internet. Web Services providing you with local time messages, smiley faces, and robot operator voices saying things like, ‘the number you have dialed cannot be reached’ will begin flooding your pocket-books at an ever-increasing rate…until you’re ready to cry, “Uncle!”.

And, yes, you will wake up refreshed afterward, we promise. That is so Web 5.0.

We hope you’ll agree, it’s the dawning of a new age…the Age of Aquarius…the Age of Online Clock. Look upon yourself and smile today, folks, because you made. I made it. We all made it into The Age of Web 5.0.

Would someone please tell Michael Arrington to call me for an interview?

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It will change your life.

Aloha.

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