The Perfect Alarm Clock for Alcoholics

Hey, Alcoholics, Listen Up!

Here it is again, time to present to you the results of our research into the weird and frightening world of odd alarm clocks.

…and today’s winner is…the Perfect Alarm Clock for Alcoholics:

That’s right, folks.

The Electronic Radio Cooler from Coleman:

• is a 36 quart-sized cooler, big enough to hold 46 cans of your favorite beverage
• has a digital clock with an alarm built right into the cooler
• features an AM/FM clock radio
• even receives ‘the weather band’ on its clock radio so you can keep informed over dark clouds that might threaten your grill party
• and it even has a mini-jack so you can plug a portable MP3 player into the cooler, to play appropriate songs

Hmmm…forty-six cans of your favorite beverage, that’s rather a lot, isn’t it?

Yes, that looks like quite a few brewskis, all right!

And, if you purchase the Coleman Cooler Clock Radio they can all be there waiting for you, as soon as you wake up!

That’s right, turn off the alarm at 2:00 p.m., get up, off of your mattress of leaves and sticks and turn off the alarm…it’s time to party!

Breakfast is waiting…cold and sudsy…just a mere hand’s grasp away from your alarm clock!

Not that beer is the only thing that you can pack into a Coleman Cooler Clock Radio, of course.

That’s right, please refrain from suing us, because we all know that such coolers would rarely be used for alcoholic beverages!

They are instead designed for other liquids.

But seriously, folks, we’re of course just trying to yank your chains a little bit and have a bit of fun.

The Coleman Cooler with built-in Alarm Clock is not really for alcoholics at all and is actually a pretty handy item for camping trips. (Unfortunately, camping is my own private idea of hell!…but apparently some people like to go camping.)

You can find a normal review of this strangely innovative alarm clock on the CrunchGear website.

And, hey, if you’re an alcoholic yourself if you’d like to buy one of these Alarm Clock Coolers, you can find them at Amazon.com.

Finally, if you’re looking for some tunes to hook up to the Cooler Clock Radio via its built-in jack for MP3 Players, we’d like to suggest the following happy tune:

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