Preset of the Week 2 – Getting Weird for Halloween

Just in time for Halloween, we present the second installment in our wildly successful series of Alarm Clock Radio Presets of the Week.

This time we’re outing ourselves as true lovers of the bizarre, as we award the coveted prize of Preset of the Week to this Clock Radio Station Preset:

UFO Paranormal Radio Network

The somewhat embarrassing truth is, rarely a day goes by in the official headquarters of OnlineClock.net world enterprises without us tuning in to the Talk Radio ramblings of alien abductees, ghost hunters, cryptozoologists and other inter-dimensional adventurers.

If you sometimes have problems sleeping, try setting your favorite Internet Clock Radio to the soothing tones of the UFO Paranormal Radio Network and be lulled to sleep with stories recounting terrifying encounters with alien greys, walking reptilians, alien-human hybrids and the scarily preppy “Nordic aliens”.

At worst, it’s good entertainment.

At best, maybe it’s time you DID put on that tin-foil hat to protect against The Telepaths.

Either way, OnlineClock.net has a genuine body of Bigfoot in our freezer (next to that frozen salami pizza way past its expiration date), and we’re currently selling it at a bargain price.

Watch out for our ad on eBay and stay informed.

And, by the way, Happy Halloween.

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