Sexist Alarm Clock

OK, in today’s post I’ll be reviewing the awfully tacky and exceedingly hideous sexist Pole Dancer Alarm Clock.

Take a look at a video demonstrating this creepy hunk of plastic in action, everyone:

Now I ask you: what kind of jerk buys this kind of junk? I mean, this alarm clock is not only incredibly sexist but it’s also…just plain ugly, don’t you agree?

I think that someone has to have the design aesthetics of a diseased cockroach in order to come up with something this tacky.

How many plastic bottles were recycled in vain only to be reincarnated as this? Just think of all the Tamagotchis that could’ve been made out that plastic instead, what a shame!

Maybe I’m being a little bit oversensitive here, but is there anything redeeming about this alarm clock?

Here, in order to give the object full credit, let’s at least run down the fine features list for this alarm clock gadget:

1. Comes complete with one blond plastic “babe” (and no, not of the blow-up variety)
2. Comes complete with one miniature stripper club pole
3. Comes with flashing disco strobe lights
4. Comes complete with a revolving stage
5. Comes complete with monotonous and repetitive music, kind of like mutant Casio disco
6. Comes complete with a bouncer named Guido who will break your legs if you try to touch the dancer (well, not really: that’s a feature request for version 2.0)

I mean, crude humor sometimes has its place…but the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock is not even funny.

Well, on second thought, yes it is.

If your name is Guido and you work as the doorman at a stripper club, you definitely want to buy this Sexist Alarm Clock to make your little love nest complete.

We’re sure it’ll do wonders to put your little sweetheart in the right mood for you, if you know what I mean (nudge nudge, wink wink).

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